ape shit

To go into an agitated frenzy

And let your dyko, bass playing girlfriend had to have in the backseat with a yoo-hoo bottle or she went apeshit "Frank Zappa"

by Les G September 17, 2005

baby shit

Noun. A very soft bowel movement, usually green with a very foul odor. Can be associated with sharp pains to the stomach and burning around the rectum.

"Dude, I just took a dump and I've got baby shit."

by dcappy April 25, 2006

Shits And Grins

To do something for know reason than to have a laugh.

Jo: lets go and see that new film.

Jake: why?!, its crap.

Jo: Just for Shits and Grins.

by Harrison90 October 1, 2006

Eat shit

The act of eating shit, or telling someone to eat shit as an insult.

Tim: hey man what's up?
Don: not much what do you want?
Tim: nothing, nevermind. Eat shit.
Din: wow dude

by Jeffers668 February 5, 2010

LUCKY SHIT

When you take a shit and wipe and get the pleasant surprise of finding no shit on the toilet paper. This is a lucky thing so don't take it likely you selfish bastard.

(Man 1) Hey man, it must be my lucky day, I just took a shit and wiped and my ass was clean! I just had a lucky shit...
(Man 2) You lucky bastard.

by John & Justin M. January 20, 2011

Shit-kicked

The mental state where you are hilariously drunk. Probably blacked out drunk. You also might get the shit kicked out of you as a result. See also shit-housed, fucked up, shit-faced, hammered, wasted, trashed, and krunk.

Guy #1: Dude, you were shit-kicked last night!
Chuck Norris: I don't remember a thing, what did I do?
Guy #1: You went to a frat party... roundhouse kicked every popped collar in sight, drank three of their kegs and shit on the floor.
*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Guy #1 in the face*

by Mike Fellatio November 21, 2005

Rape That Shit

To say you would love to have sexual relations with the pointed out man or woman.

(Man 1 points to woman)
Man 1: DOH! I'd Rape That Shit...
Man 2: Wouldn't We All.

by iNguyen October 25, 2008