douche bag of the month

When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.

Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.

by TheRealBigN May 8, 2013

Dirty Bag of Carrots

A colloquial term for the scrotum.

A male individual was contemplating a wax of his nether regions, and had difficulty deciding whether or not to include his dirty bag of carrots in the treatment. Ultimately, he decided against it.

by MisterLC August 23, 2017

2 bags of Chips

Funny joke... HaHa

You're 2 bags of Chips

by InfiniteDraco March 5, 2021

bean bag burn

when you put your balls on someones head and shake them till it leaves an indian burn

i tea bagged a head and moved them rapidly on his head till it got a bean bag burn mark on it

by giggle nutts May 25, 2011

trollin bag whore

One who trades sex for dope.

One who strolls the streets just looking for a poor soul to steal dope from. She trades sexual favors for drugs.

This particular Troll will fuck anything from human to animal. She does not care if he is In a relationship or not, this troll will do whatever it takes for the next hit.

As I was walking down the street, a trollin bag whore emerged from the gutter to feed.

by Amy Jae September 8, 2018

slinging his bag

When your balls stick to your leg and you try to get them free. This is the act of them swinging, or slinging, to freedom.

"Did you see Sean slinging his bag after practice?"

by JoJoTheJonas September 28, 2017

Brown Paper Bag

A device that may be used to smoke if you are incredibly stupid.

Hey look Luisito is smoking a brown paper bag. What a dumbfuck

by james February 18, 2005