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Portuguese Baloney Bag

When your having sex with a girl from behind and you stick your erect penis in her butthole and shove your balls in her vagina.
"You fit both nuts in there"

"Yeah Ralph, I gave her the 'ol Portuguese baloney bag"
by Carmine jca January 4, 2017
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Bin bag special

When a girl has a decent face but a fugly bod
Ah fuck that bint is a bin bag special

Hahaha Ed just pulled an absolute bin bag special

That ass could be used as a ruler, she must be so ugly!” “She could be a bin bag special”
by dank kushty October 12, 2017
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douche bag of the month

When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.
Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.
by TheRealBigN May 8, 2013
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emotional douche bag

a fucking asshole who decided to be a fucking cry baby and cry about every thing.
by hisoldbitch69 January 30, 2016
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certified bag chaser

Someone’s who’s always chasing that bag relentlessly
Jesse: AYO I think I’m a certified bag chaser?
Jeremy: nah ur cappin
Jesse: nah fr bro, I do decks, concrete and Christmas lights
Jeremy: aight u are not only a fucking certified bag chaser, you’re the JACK of all trades holy shit
Jesse: told you bro, gotta get GTA 6 for my menacing son
by Anonymous1946373 July 26, 2023
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the big honey bag

The big honey bag is a ball sack smothered in honey and inserted into the vagina
My penis was too sore from over use to achieve conventional penetrative sex with my girlfriend. So I gave her the big honey bag instead.
by Foxyfoo October 11, 2016
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2 bags of Chips

You're 2 bags of Chips
by InfiniteDraco March 5, 2021
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