Para Fart

Back when you were in school you would be hiding in the bathroom playing on your phone, maybe crying because Connor broke up with you. All the sudden one of the Para’s (para educators) would bust open the door and run to the toilet. All the sudden it’s WW3, the toilet bowl echos with the sound of atomic farts from the ass of the woman who was just sitting next to you in class helping you with math.

This mf in the stall next to me is fighting for their life… I heard a para fart and now I smell Taco Bell.

by Traumatized Child January 29, 2022

Fart

The act of gas inside of your stomach being forced out by either a burp or a fart

Excreting gas from your ass

“Yo I just fucking farted, it stinks in here now!”

by Nothingness is in my brain February 1, 2022

FART

A GAS THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR HEAD ALSO UR UGLY

*FARTS* PERSON: MMMMH ME: WHAT THE HELL

by my boyfriend is draco malfoy February 1, 2022

fart

a gas that smell bad and come from your butt

the man fart at me

by shadowkevinthe1 February 3, 2022

fart

carelessly allowing stinky air to leave your clogged butthole. how dare you. but yea you kinda have to so liek its fineee

"i farted"

by clarissabethanyclark February 7, 2022

Fat Elmo Farts

the F.E.F for short these noxious fumes will go down into your butt infecting you too. making you fart those fumes like the Apocalypse but smellier

the Fat Elmo Farts will make you a undead farting zombie
status: Extremely bad for your mental health

by The High Flatulence February 10, 2022

farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022