DO YOUR LESSON OR YOUR HOT SISTER GETS IT

a phrase said by a bitchy bird called duo in the Duolingo app

you:im not gonna do my spanish lesson today
you: gets a call
Call: Duo on the phone

Duo on the phone: DO YOUR LESSON OR YOUR HOT SISTER GETS IT

by DO YOUR LESSON OR YOUR HOT SIS December 15, 2023

Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 1, 2023

do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair

The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

by DDDelvissweetheart February 18, 2017

Doing em dirty

The act of digging up a dead body and having sex with it using mud and dirt as lube

"Got real desparate last night and had to settle with doing em dirty"

by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023

to do a Leon Brasseler

to make a huge mess during lunch

to do a Leon Brasseler exemple:
Leo accidently drops some mushrooms next to his plate.
Leo: "Oh man! I just did a Leon Brasseler"

by Leo2323513 September 27, 2022

Go do an Adam

Synonymous to go fuck yourself. In the Bible, Eve was made from Adam's rib so he effectively shagged himself.

Joe: (smirking) Teddy, how's Clara?

Teddy: Go do an Adam.

by biblicalallusions July 9, 2024

do a free downloader

When you make a new soundcloud account that you only upload shit upon.
From the artist "the free downloader" that made success after doing such a thing.

You got so many stupid songs that you've made! You should do a free downloader.

by Gai Normous January 13, 2017