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you not even the fart

An insightful, poetic lyric followed by a tasteful "grrah" by the philosopher Ice Spice in her new composition, Think U The Shit (Fart). It is beautifully written and sways all the masses.
John: "you not even the fart"
Terrence: "tf?"
John: "you know.. ice spice"
Shaniqua: "Ohhh that new singer"
John: "THINK YOU THE SHIT BITCH YOU NOT EVEN THE FART"
Terrence: "uh..." *strained* "grrah"
by kenshitakahashisleftbuttcheek February 17, 2024
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Vagina Blood Farts

Her Vagina Blood Farts showed, due to her bloody high mid waist panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which she loved to sob!
by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018
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fart doodoo

smelly fart 🥹 it smells so good i love eating manure and poop and crap i rub it all over myslef everyday mmmmm
i fart doodoo like my dead dog and dead grampa and dead dad and dead sister mmm its so susing good!!!1!1!!1
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Dink Fart

Dink fart refers to when an object, food, or drink has a odor similar to that of vomit,
Ewwww.. that shit smells like dink fart bro!!
by 9x7T August 2, 2023
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Fart Share

When you place your butthole to someone else’s butthole and you fart into it
Hey, my butthole is wide open right now. You wanna fart share?
by Moos September 1, 2019
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verbal farts

1. repititve words said by people, media, government and other elements -- that they go to an extent where they are considered redundants or, in other words, farts.

Origin: verbal - "of words", farts - "gaseous emissions from anus". ENGLISH
Dude #1: I'm sorry I didn't give your book, bro. I'll give it to you tomorrow.
Dude #2: You said that yesterday. You're pulling off verbal farts, bruh!
by Black SMOKE September 14, 2015
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Fart Shmone

A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.
Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.
by tommywrong July 20, 2024
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