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double-dip

When someone breaks into your car a second time using a previously broken window.
The desperate man at 4 a.m. removed the Hefty bag covering the window and stuck his arm in to double-dip.
by Little Evan November 18, 2018
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Double oven

She havin' herself some Double Oven
by adsm80 November 25, 2018
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Double dutch

To bamboozle, deceive, bait and switch.
Sometimes with the help of multiple parties but not necessarily.
"Dude, I just got double dutched by my dogs. One of them distracted me while the other stole my sandwhich!"
by Jtrees November 26, 2018
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Double Triple Crown

Starting 6 players from the same team in your fantasy line up
Wow, did you see that Hannah is going for the double triple crown this week? Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket.
by HCR77 November 28, 2018
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Double Virgin

A person who views themselves to be so holy and upright in regards to their sexuality that to even be called a virgin leaves room for the possibility of losing their virginity. These individuals couldn't kiss there middle school crush or even hold hands without thinking that they'll end up getting someone pregnant. As these individuals age navigating the dating world becomes harder for them then the average individual. They also hold two "V" cards and believe in re-virginalization even after they've used there two "V" cards.
Mary was originally a double virgin and gave birth after losing her first "V" card, she is still a virgin even though she has a child (2-1=1)
Brad doesn't want his wife to know he had a partner before her so he claims he is a double virgin and can state that his wife took his virginity.
by shahzam November 28, 2018
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Double-Barrel

While going down on her, you get hit with a fart and a queef at the same time.
Yo, Mark I was eating out Jane last night and she TOTALLY double-barreled me right in the face!
by Prominent Chub November 30, 2018
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Alabama Double

A sportsman's double but the mother and daughter are your mother and grandmother
Cletus: hey man, I totally got with a milf and gilf at the same time last night!
Jethro: dude, that’s your mom and grandma
Cletus: I know, it was an Alabama Double!
by Captain Hammerpenis December 2, 2018
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