Cracking open a cold one

Necrofilia

She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.

by malparit September 1, 2009

Turn One Out By Hand

verb \ˈtərn\ˈwən\ˈaüt\ˈbī\ˈhand\

a euphemism for masturbation.

Billy: "Where the hell are you going, Josh? You're gonna miss the best part!"
Josh: "Oh...I, uh...I just gotta take piss..."
Billy: "uh huh...well, you just go ahead and turn one out by hand, but I'm not-
Josh: "Fuck you, dude! I told you, I gotta take a piss!"

Billy: "Whatever, but I'm not rewinding it until I'm done. I wanna finish this thing before my parents get home."

by Jambo_11 May 9, 2013

That one guy in the corner of the class

Hes just that guy in t he corner eating chips with head phones or smth listening to music and completely ignoring anything the teacher is saying, even if the entire class is staring at him.
Luckily, that guy could be any thing, be it A joe, mia, yunus or a random dark evil sorcerer that can some bunnies and giant carnivorous turtles

Look, its That one guy in the corner of the class

Hmm

He seems to also be a evil sorcerer, considering how there a giant turtle next to him

by That one guy that’s depressed August 19, 2020

Open Net Syndrome (ONS)

ONS is a widespread disease amongst the Rocket League community. ONS is defined as: When a player in Rocket League sees an open net and proceeds to miss which can lead to increased blood pressure, anxiety, and depression although symptoms do vary and can be as severe as "Choose to Forfeit". *There is currently no known cures available for this disease* Symptoms can start as early as when the open net is seen/anticipated or as late as after the open net is missed. Recovery time can take as long as a few seconds to a few days depending on the severity of the miss and the situation.

My 2's partner in Rocket League has Open Net Syndrome (ONS), if it is open I deep down expect them to miss...
Open Net Syndrome (ONS) explains why they always miss open nets.

by YT: TheOneTheOnly November 9, 2022

the one who writes in cursive

He or she who sexts. Sends sext messages.

"Stay away from the one who writes in cursive"

by LAMO93401 January 30, 2018

A repeating one-hit-wonder

An artist that has never really made a real name for themselves as a popular or even famous artist. They have had many hits, but nobody knows much about them and they have often not had very big albums.

Very smart person 1: Do you know Bebe Rexha?
Other person: I know *of* her, yes.
Very smart person 3: Does anybody really *know* her?
Very smart person 7: I guess you could say she is somewhat of a repeating one-hit-wonder.

by The og very smart person June 29, 2021

One of my best characters.

Basically every hype ssbu character is your best character.

JumpFeline: Why did you pick Falco?

Big X: because he's One of my best characters.

by Big_mac_Or_Whopper May 17, 2022