Newed-up

Used to describe a person when they totally change their look, usually for the better.

Is that Josie?? Jeez, she's all newed-up!"
"Maybe she went on that MADE show from MTV..."

by heather-feather June 28, 2008

New Bridge

"New Bridge" is a place hidden in Manchester where all the emo/goth/scene kids go to do drugs and to get drunk.

It is also a place to shag one another as nearly every Saturday some slag fucks a different guy. When a person decides to go there they will defenatly contract some STD's

"Hey dude. Want to go "New bridge" this Saturday? "
"Nah bro. I can't cheat in my girlfriend"

by Jumbo combo November 16, 2016

New job

Something people wouldn't get stressed about if anybody thought it would be easy. They would go in to work relaxed and ready to party.

A new job isn't meant to be easy, so nobidy would think it was going to be. A job you've had years of experience at is a job you already know hasn't been easy, since you wouldn't get paid if it was. Most things in life worth doing aren't going to be easy either, and people don't think they will be, especially not when they're realistic about them.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

These New Puritans

Really dull arty alternative band from England. Their second album Hidden is beyond boring with almost no melody or decent tunes in sight. Yet, this album was critically acclaimed by delusional critics, dreadful stuff.

Friend 1: "Hey man, you heard that new These New Puritans album?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, its awful shite isn't it?"

Friend 1: "Absolutely, let us never talk about it again"

by freeflow July 20, 2012

New Jersey Fire Hydrant

When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)

Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”

Mike: “haha sick”

by Meatlocker boys May 31, 2018

New Yorker

A person that is from new york, but sounds like a man who born with a Canadian father and/or Midwestern Mother. You will also find them on the streets of Manhattan, and Texas where you will also find a 6'4" man who wears a New York Yankee hat and has Mutton Chops and streams on twitch once every week.

"Yes I am from New York, I am New Yorker, what's it to ya?"

by ShotgunChemistary June 8, 2022

New Good Windows Boy

A kid youtuber who makes videos on YouTube and TikTok. He is a big fan of the old cartoon Pingu, he is a fan of Canon DSLRS And Nikon DSLRs, his favorite DSLRs, it's the Nikon D7100 And the Canon Rebel T7i. He also has friends since 2020. His first friend is DanielElevators. He hates pinkfong so much.

Guy 1 - Babi
Guy 2 - Yoo where did you got this word from
Guy 1 - from New Good Windows Boy and EwanDoggie
Guy 2 - damn thats funni

by A babi kid October 21, 2022