Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 17, 2025
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Browning Out

This occurs when you get so intoxicated that you shit your pants. Often much more embarrassing than Blacking Out because you are reminded of it as soon as you wake up.
William got so drunk last night at the Christmas party that he ended up Browning Out.
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Browning out

When you’re drinking an excessive amount of alcohol and start to black out but not fully, you’re definitely close but not quite; in the morning you’ll remember most of the night but there’s def gonna be some missing parts that you have no recollection of.
Last night I had too many shots of Fleichmans and I started to brown out, i remember falling down the stairs but my memory is pretty foggy after that because I was browning out.
by Casual_geeb December 12, 2020
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Browning out

When someone expands their horizons by dating outside of their race, typically a white person dating someone of color
Did you hear Heather is dating Antoine. Yea I guess she's browning out.
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The brown water slide

When you’re fucking her from behind and you piss in her ass and she starts shitting
It was like a waterpark, I wasn’t expecting the brown water slide.
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The Brown Waterslide

The act of peeing in ones butt as they are pooping.
She let me try anal last night and we went down the brown waterslide
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Bust her brown

I know you fucked her, but did you bust her brown?
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