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Why the kids

Oh! Hey, can explain that one easily. Light work.

Hym "Why the kids? OK. Do you want me to do archetypal or sociological? I mean, I'm going to do both but I'll ask anyway. You understand assault and murder mainly as a byproduct of your own solipsistic delusion. You do not care about other men. And the thought process is this: Other men aren't doing what you are doing and IF THEY WERE what happened to them wouldn't be happening. Evidenced by the fact that it isn't happening to you. Violence against women you understand. You don't like it because they are fucking you but, in reality, the act of fucking you reflects on you in some capacity so that doesn't actually constitute care for women. Children, on the otherhand, represent the innocence and purity that was taken away from you be time. So to harm them or taint them is take that away from you a second time.
You actually care for children for the exact same reason that Pedophiles molest them and your assertion that 'you just don't understand how anyone could EvEr harm a child' is just virtue signaling. So, sure bud, you're the good one and not a solipsistic retard. So, that's why murder the kids. You're wrapped in the armor of God (i.e. your own solipsistic delusion) and the most effective way to harm you is the kids. So there's that. Also, proximity to a terrorist is another good reason to murder kids. Now, here is the sociological angle: You are trying to compel care and mandate empathy for your kids. When they get molested I have to be angry and sadistic with you. When they get slaughtered I have to be sad and sympathetic with you. Or else! I'm the bad one. I no longer get rights. It's all a desperate and pathetic breeder racket to force (and it IS force Jordan) people to mirror your own pathology as a way of (as you call it) decreasing entropy. But even now you are trying to warp the assertion into something self-aggrandizing 'Yeah! Empathy IS mandatory😈' and that's just you being an annoying little schizo and the harder you try to enforce it (regardless of how hobbsian your method) the more violently you will be resisted and in the direction of you kids. That is why the kids."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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19 Kids and Counting

an American reality television series that aired on the cable channel TLC for seven years until its cancellation in 2015
were able to skirt child labor laws because they were classified as documentaries. A 2010 investigation by The Times revealed that producers of 19 Kids and Counting
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Green screen kid

Basically kid in front of the green screen that reacts to short. But the true is they hide in the corner of the screen, and stealing the content, sometimes giving no credit to the original creator. Like these Green screen kids sucks, they don't give a fuck to the lazy content they made. Somehow, they got a lot of views like how tf?
Green screen kid you see in yt shorts
by Nova_lynn February 26, 2024
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Wonder Kids

The type of food to give you cancer, a typical knock-off Kinder Joy egg.
"hey kid want a wonder kids in your mouth" *Sans now dies of cancer, as he ate one.*
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Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.
When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.
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Kid

Boston slang for an acquaintance, usually a good friend. Similar to "dude" or "bro."
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Fortnite Kid

A kid who screams into their mic, either to annoy teammates to drop them mats or loot they didnt get.
"Jason is such a fortnite Kid, DROP ME MATS!!!!"
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