Cracking open a cold one

Necrofilia

She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.

by malparit September 1, 2009

Turn One Out By Hand

verb \ˈtərn\ˈwən\ˈaüt\ˈbī\ˈhand\

a euphemism for masturbation.

Billy: "Where the hell are you going, Josh? You're gonna miss the best part!"
Josh: "Oh...I, uh...I just gotta take piss..."
Billy: "uh huh...well, you just go ahead and turn one out by hand, but I'm not-
Josh: "Fuck you, dude! I told you, I gotta take a piss!"

Billy: "Whatever, but I'm not rewinding it until I'm done. I wanna finish this thing before my parents get home."

by Jambo_11 May 9, 2013

One handed selfie slap

Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.

Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.

by GGs no re 97 December 31, 2019

One-man-spit-roast

When your dick is so big you fuck someone in the ass and it comes out their mouth (or vice versa).

“I one-man-spit-roasted a chick this weekend. Just call me Vlad the Impaler.”

by Dio.jefe August 16, 2023

Sixty-Nine Twenty-One

A sex position where it is like 21 doggy style but the woman is upside down and the man is right side up

Hey babe wanna have a Sixty-Nine Twenty-One right now

by Real English Slang November 16, 2017

one world trade center

a tall building that's basically replaced the twin towers
it can be called the "freedom tower" or "1 wtc"

Jerry: "dude I shoved the one world trade center up my ass yesterday"
Gary: "dude what the actual fuck"

by sillyhuman June 28, 2023

one thousand six hundred

The number that comes after 1599 and before 1601

The farmer has one thousand six hundred apples.

by John Malena February 23, 2022