Double Sitter

Term coined by comedian Blaine P.

The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.
A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter
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Double face entendre

A person who has two opposite personalities (Usually one is less preferable than the other)
by Mr. BigBig November 29, 2022
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Crimson Doubles

The act of a female receiving double penetration while she is experiencing her period.
Dude, she was so drunk last night we hit Crimson Doubles.
by Nayfin February 10, 2016
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Double Papaya Podium

The act of taking your best friend's ball sack and rubbing it between two halves of a freshly cut papaya fruit after scoring an achievement
I gave my best mate a double papaya podium last night to celebrate his promotion!
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Double Gulp Surprise

When you stick a double gulp in your bunghole bottom first and leave the straw hanging out. Then the woman/man enjoys a tasty soda treat out of said straw.
Olivia gave me a great double gulp surprise last night dude!
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Double vagina

When a girl has larger thighs and it looks like she has a second libia - or a second vagina. So the slang phrase "double vagina" or "double vag" is a another way of calling a girl fat. Often used by assholes who want to shame you.
After he had seen my nudes , he started calling me "double vagina"
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Double Platinum Lesbian

A lesbian that has slept with men in the past but is now strictly into women.
My ex dumped me for a female. I think she was a Double Platinum Lesbian the whole time
by 2wEntEeE January 18, 2023
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