Rip a Dick

When you and your friends all meet up and jack each other off while playing a horror game (amnesia, resident evil 7, etc.) and when somebody gets scared there's a chance he'll rip off his friend's dick.

"Yo bro want to Rip a Dick tonight?"

by Rip a Dick April 17, 2018

Konkey Dick

When a girl is drunk and sucks your dick then proceeds to throw up on it

Bro you got konkey dicked?! That's nasty!

by Everyoneiscollectivelyafailure December 15, 2017

tap that dick

When you have an extreme attraction for somebody and you just really want to smash them.When you are a guy it would mean to give them anal or oral.For a girl it could mean all

three ways to have sex.Basicly it just means when you are really horny.

Hey James I want to tap that dick of yours.Lets go up to your bedroom.

by Canadian chick December 18, 2017

add-on dick

A penis that is so long, so big, and so "womanly desired" that it's probably fake somehow.

"Hey, I heard John gets lots of women in bed nowadays."
"Yeah, ever since his surgery, girls have been falling in love with his add-on dick."

by Edudnax April 21, 2018

dick spa

After a hummer/ blow job is received, the giver supplies the recipient with a steaming hot towel. The towel is applied to the affected areas generously by the giver and all is cleaned up accordingly. Viola you’ve just been given a dick spa!!

Dude, after the worlds best blow job, I received the most amazing dick spa!

by Miss_elle_b December 23, 2017

Dick Emberged

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Emberged.

by Dan Ware April 22, 2018

dunkle dick

Ancient slang for a donkey's phallus

"You are the the dunkle dick"

by somuz January 1, 2018