Cream cheese and jelly

When you are fucking a girl on her period and you give her a creampie.

My girl was on her period, so I gave her a cream cheese and jelly.

by Michael A Hunt November 21, 2016

why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger

this is when Wendy's try to argue over a cheeseburger should have cheese but he specifically said no cheese

"why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
"um sir.."
"SYBAU I WILL COME OVER IN THERE AND SHOOT YOU"

by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 12, 2025

Hot Cheese

Something that she doesn't have

She don't need no hot cheese

by Degenerate259 January 20, 2017

Peel Cheese

Cheese that can be peeled into strings. Usually mozzarella; generally found in stick form.

Can also be referred to as “cheese string”, or “string cheese”.

What’s that cheese that you can peel into strings? I’m trying to prove a point here—- so what’s that called?

Peel cheese.

No. No one calls it peel cheese, just like no one calls it cheese string. Ever.

by Stashish July 22, 2025

Cheesing

to smile; and/or have a big warm smile.

Mela stays cheesing the whole time

by Lincoln D June 19, 2021

Summer Ass Cheese

when you're lying in bed all day because it's so hot out and you get thirsty and decide to go to the 7/11 but it's only next door and by the time you get back home it was so hot out your ass is now covered in smelly cheese.

My girl was interested until she smelled my summer ass cheese.

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

pinchy cheese

“pinchy cheese” is the best person you will ever meet. it’s the person that will understand you, be by your side no matter what, and always support you. if you find yourself a pinchy cheese you better hold them close and never let them go, they are the rarest type of person out there. they’re the person that fills your other half even though you’re a whole on your own. they add happiness to your life, they’re always a mood booster and will take naps with you if you’re exhausted but want to spend time with them. this person is your soulmate without the romantic aspect. they love you for you, and they’re probably the best person to do stupid fun things with. you two together are the life of the party, no matter who’s watching. pinchy cheese is the best friend that you always wanted, and have finally found.

look at those two, i wonder if they’re friends.

they’re the closest of friends, they’re each other’s pinchy cheese!

by the.canker_man March 30, 2021