American Cheese

Also known as plastic cheese or asshole cheese
Brand Name: Kraft Singles
It is that shitty-tasting processed cheese that is made of expired milk and soybean oil that ruins burgers and should NOT be used for grilled cheeses.

Friend 1: Yo bro! I made you a grilled cheese
Friend 2 : this smells like dog shit, what kind of cheese is this?
Friend 1: American Cheese
Friend 2: Suck my dick

by Marker000 August 2, 2024

cheese board

a room full of cake. (woman's ass)

Yoo! We in a cheese board rn!

by Shepity September 1, 2022

cheesed over

Something that doesn't work correctly.

My car engine is cheesed over because I forgot to check the oil.

by JoeyBomm July 19, 2024

Ear Cheese

this gunk occassionly comes from my ear peircing hole... its like this pale yellow and smells like feet.
I like sniffing my fingers

cheese is pouring from my ears. lets call it ear cheese

by rxdytcfyvgublinm September 7, 2025

cheese touch

Is a sexually transmitted disease.

“Cheese touch” - this means that you now have an STD

by Diarrheasmoothie February 23, 2022

Milford cheese

Adjective: describing the most gnarly, gutteral, situations. Not limited to covering speech and subject matter

So I was fucking (insert name)…. That shit was straight up Milford cheese.

The other night I was eating hobo cock and it tasted like Milford cheese bro.

by hogcanyon September 7, 2022

cheese

Cheese is another name for your period. if you are on your period, you say you are cheesing. a tampon is a cheese stick... a pad is a slice of cheese.

girl 1: hey, do you have a cheese stick?
girl 2: sorry, no, only a slice

by fenway222233 July 23, 2012