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Shit Boogers

Shit Boogers are found the morning after a night of having your nose in a girls butthole. When you sneeze or pick your nose in the morning and find a little piece of poo....this is a shit booger. CONGRATS! You just got your first case of shit boogers!
I woke up this morning and remembered that I 69'd with my girlfriend last night. While engaged in the act, I stuck my nose up her butthole for some odd reason. Then I sneezed out some Shit Boogers!
by ToeRiffic! March 27, 2012
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Biel Shit

A movie or show supported by a bad acting, pretty girl as in Jessica Biel
I just finished watching the movie Next and it was total Biel Shit

Chuck and Larry is def Biel Shit

If you know your movie is crappy throw in some Biel Shit
by WeezyGirl March 13, 2011
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Zombie shit

A shit you're sure you flushed but somehow is still in the toilet later.
Mom: WHY DIDN'T YOU FLUSH?
Son: I did!
Mom: Go look!
Son: FUCKING ZOMBIE SHIT
by GLaDImStillAlive July 28, 2011
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party shit

taking a shit and listening to house music during the shit.
Whats that noise man? It sounds like house music in the bahtroom? ohhh Erick is taking a party shit.
by Amir Amil August 8, 2011
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Shit Camper

Someone who silently waits in a bathroom stall until everyone else is gone before they will do or finish their shit business.
I was in the stall reading the paper for a long time, when I suddenly heard someone in the next stall cough. I thought "who knows how long that little shit camper has been waiting for me to leave".

I almost decided to have a shit camp-off just to see who caved in first.
by Manther___ October 13, 2011
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Business Shit

The act of dressing up in a suit especially to take a shit and the feeling of triumph and superiority over your blue collar counterparts in doing so.

There are two requirements that need meeting for your shit to be classed as a business shit: the first is that you must not be wearing a suit to begin with; at the first sign of urgency you should rush to the wardrobe and suit up. And the second is that the suit must consist of a jacket, trousers, smart shoes and a shirt and tie.

Points are awarded on urgency, details of the outfit (suspenders, cravate, tophat, bluetooth, briefcase, umbrella etc) and extracurricular activites (conference calling, checking the FTSE, smoking a cigar, reading the financial times etc)
I was having the greatest business shit today I could have stayed in there all afternoon but time is money so I was outa there in a timely fashion
by skeebe03 October 21, 2011
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Shit Spackle

When you have the screaming shits that result in a shot gun peppering of the inside of the toilet. Usually the result of Thai and/or Indian food. Also a probable result of getting shit faced.
Man i ate so much Taco Bell yesterday, i shit spackled the back of the toilet.
by Cock Thicket October 7, 2011
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