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Swing off your nuts

by Linseadoil January 22, 2018
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Nose Nut

When you taking a fat sip of water, and your homie kills you with a joke and snot shoots out yo nose
*Andrew tells a joke to Cameron while he takes a drink of water, and snot comes out his nose

Brett: YO, Cameron just nose nutted!!!
by PastelCloud7 January 24, 2018
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Hyper-nut

When you but so fast a kid comes out.
I wouldn't have six kids if it weren't for hyper-nut
by Bubblestheharemking January 28, 2018
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Doo Doo Nuts

This guy tried to put his doo doo nuts in my mouth, he must be gay.
by Dankdicker January 30, 2018
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nut

by pjiminas January 30, 2018
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Coco-Nut Milk

New-found slang to refer to semen. Other examples may include: Love nectar, dick juice, love honey, and cum.

It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.

This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”

“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”

(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
by xXDickloverXx February 1, 2018
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Nutella nut

Nutella nut is when a black male masterbates and climaxes in a Nutella jar and then proceeds to spread it on bread and eats it
Bro I had some good ass Nutella nut yesterday you should try it sometime
by A big ass nigga with a duck February 2, 2018
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