Ur mom

The thing i had sex with

Hey dude
Sup
You know ur mom
Yes???
I...
I what?
I fucked her
Boi u what

by U want my dick dont you🥵🥵🥵 April 4, 2021

Mom

The one who cares you someone deeply, your mom can be biological, or have no relation to you at all. You can decide who your mom is.

Walter: Who's that lady
Matt: That's my mom.....(smirks at Walters sexily ;))

by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021

MOM

MADE OF MONEY

Daughter: Mom can i have 20$
Mom: Do I look like I'm made of money?
Daughter: isn't that what mom stands for M-O-M
Daughter: Made of money?

by xewdfvdcsc April 9, 2021

mom like friend

um so.......that one mom friend, if you dont have a "mom" like person in your friend group, then you are the mom.....

pronunciation: mawh-m lie-ch freh-nd

your the mom like friend in this group.

by oh um okkk April 11, 2021

Mom

Monsters from hell.

boobs

Moms suck.

by FishyNipples April 12, 2021

ur mom

the insane backup for a roast

guy one what did u do last night guy 2 ur mom

by imlikeurhga toodankwithdamemes April 15, 2021

my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since

ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant

by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021