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licked the baby clean

verb.
a male (preferably a stranger), has sex with a pregnant, typically 8-9 months woman.
while the cum is still inside the pussy and all over the baby, the woman gives birth to it and licks the baby with her tongue to clean off the cum covering the baby.
"I've heard that that woman who gave birth to Liam licked the baby clean."
"ewwww what the fuck."

I'm sorry to whoever read this.
by i'mprobablynsfw December 7, 2019
mugGet the licked the baby cleanmug.

petty baby daddy

A dude who impregnated you who sits around bashing you all day for his faults. Fails to show or say what he has done to make you this way. Still holds onto grudges and finds the most ignorant amature ways to upset you. Every chance he gets he try to belittle you and slander your name. Hold onto feelings that need to be released.
Girl my petty baby daddy over here lying about what really happened trying to make himself look good.
by HonestyOnly February 14, 2018
mugGet the petty baby daddymug.

bitter baby father

A Nigga that only come around when his baby mother is happy with another nigga!! The end 🤷🏼 ♀️🤷🏼 ♀️
Soon as I was happy with Floyd , Leroy came back around saying he want his family back . Then Cheated on me again, he's a bitter baby father !😭😂😂
by James Jan Tory March 14, 2017
mugGet the bitter baby fathermug.

Retarded Huffer Baby

A person who huffs computer duster, paint, etc.; also, the product of two people who huff same
Jack didnt remember half of our conversation - he's such a retarded huffer baby.
Jack and Jill, those notorious drug users, just had a retarded huffer baby.
by PixieStick75 November 18, 2010
mugGet the Retarded Huffer Babymug.

baby butt toucher

don't trick or treat at that house or the baby butt toucher might have a go at you
by HeilDrMario June 21, 2014
mugGet the baby butt touchermug.

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