Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.

Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.

by Jordan Michael B June 07, 2021

brown eyed delight

Where your partner is bent over on all fours and you rim them with deep tongue penitration

Janet gave me a brown eyed delight

by Brown eyed monster July 31, 2015

Brown Key

Where one shits on a keyboard.

Brown Key

by Calern7 April 23, 2023

Brown Key

One's permission to sticketh one's penis in the butthole

She gave me the Brown Key

by Iamtheking13 March 15, 2016

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

big baller brown eyes

when you dogs a asshole

you:hi big baller brown eyes
dog:DID YOU JUST CALL ME A ASSHOLE

by ,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, June 03, 2021

brown gravy twitch

when you have to shit so bad, all you can do is sit, stand, or pace and twitch; typically experienced in situations when a bathroom cannot be accessed

*standing in line at the store* "Man, I ate too much for lunch, now I got the brown gravy twitch."

by Becquiqui December 23, 2013