smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

Scribble Monkey

An artist of color.

Hey bob, look at the scribble monkeys drawing. It’s pretty good.

by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018

Monkey Nuts

An expression used to describe something that is crazy or just really good. This word is typically used to describe how hard a song goes.

Did you here my new mixtape, it goes monkey nuts!
Yo! Those new Jordans are monkey nuts!

by LIL BEAR & LIL DOUGGY November 4, 2018

Trash monkey

A trash monkey is the equivalent of calling someone a rat dog but 50x worse. When you say it you need to sound like a drunk ke$ha.

“God your such a fucking trash monkey”

by God_is_a_trash_monkey December 12, 2018

Pam-monkey

Used as a filler word when you don’t know what word should go into the space in a sentence.

You should go grab... what’s that Pam-monkey thing called? The wrench.

by Pammonkeyking December 19, 2018

The Brown Monkey

When a woman has her legs wrapped around a mans neck with a banana in his mouth and she sticks it up her arsehole

Sarah wanted to get kinky tonight so she found a banana and wanted to do the brown monkey

by Stan cockin December 20, 2018

Monkey fist

It’s when someone dresses up in a monkey outfit, shove their fist up their ass while sucking their “banana” (penis) until it’s mushy

My uncle came in with a monkey suit on and gave me a monkey fist until my penis was mushy

by Urmomsaucy December 21, 2018