iPad cat

a cat that has seen so many videos and/or games for cats that they try to tap/play with any screen they see and are no longer engaged by regular cat toys. they need to play with a screen to stay entertained, much like an iPad kid.

friend: “why is your cat pawing at your phone screen?”
me: “I showed him too many cat videos and he became an iPad cat”

by kskaps January 21, 2023

faceless cat

A pussy or a girls vagina

Bro did you smell that girls faceless cat it smelt like shit

by Big dog10573 June 27, 2021

Cat

Zoomiessssssss.

Person 1- yesterday my cat had 3 am zoomies .
Person 2- whats zoomies?
Person 1- its when a cat turns crazy, like your mum.

by kookieplus August 21, 2023

Cat Calling

When one Whistles into a Women's Vaginal Cavity ;)

Oh right there Cujo keep whistling Wap you Cat Calling Jack Hammock

by Mr. Bedevil January 13, 2023

PCP Cat Eye Bus

being on pcp while seeing people with cat eyes on an abandoned school bus

did you hear about the jhit that pcp cat eye bus?

by yakwtmfviopcpceb February 27, 2021

Cat

Hairless dog that is also feisty with sharp claws. Lazy hairless dog

My cat is so feisty!

by KitKatCheese March 15, 2020

Death Cat

When your feline friend sadly passes and is deceased, it will come back to life from the grave (or wherever you’d put it’s body) and be called “Death Cat”

“AHH! Your Death Cat is disgusting!” - Some Guy Off The Street

by Someone_Randum June 21, 2022