New Zealand

Place where SOME of the weirdest people on this earth come from (this isn’t a joke, if you’re one of this people you’re really fucking weird)

I don’t even have to explain myself yall were dropped down a mountain and somehow got back up to annoy more people.

Person 1:
Hi mate are you from New Zealand?
Person 2:
Yes
Person 1:
Alright then

by doo doo 😛 September 01, 2020

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New Zealand

A small little country in Oceania, its filled with sheep, barefoot people, extreme sports, and barely any black people. Their natives (Maoris) are pretty cool, they got these cool spears, hats, and totem thingy's. They are also obsessed with their neighbour, Australia.

Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.

And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands

Guy1: Hey theres this place called New Zealand, wanna go there
Guy2: ya its cool

by A really big weirdo July 24, 2022

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New York Cigarette

A term used to describe the act of oral sex of a male in public, typically in a dark alleyway or behind the nearest dumpster. The term is often used by American tourists in foreign countries.

Random person: 'hey could I steal a cigarette?'

American tourist: 'sure, but have you ever had a New York cigarette?'

by YabbaDabbaDooToo January 21, 2018

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New prime minister of Canada

Ronk Sing

"O hey the new prime minister of canada very cool"
"Ikr"

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New Celine

Codeine cough syrup, althought more often used in connotation to reference it's diluted knockoffs, such as red, wok, purple, sizzurp, actavis, and many more

Long Live Drakeo, he went to jail for our people, and quit that new celine real quick

by WestCoast Ikon August 09, 2023

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