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get your lettuce cut

Kevin: My hair is getting long and messy
Andrew: Oh, you should go get your lettuce cut
by binding.pry January 8, 2017
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get back in your shrub

1. Tell someone to scram
2. Insult your friends nicely
3. Tell a Leopard to get back in it's shrub if you are ever stuck in the forest.
Hey man, you're being a bitch to me.
"GET BACK IN YOUR SHRUB!"

If a Leopard ever comes out and tries to kill you, simply say "GET BACK IN YOUR SHRUB" and it will turn on it's heels and run to the nearest bush! CAUTION: Don't try that at home kids.
by Walster001 November 5, 2015
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get her joints ran

To have good sex
Your girl is going to get her joints ran tonight
by Abbeyrose April 18, 2018
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get cho stank ass

"Get cho stank ass" is a phrase used to tell someone to get the fuck away from you, (in a funny way obviously)
Friend- *slaps your arm*

Me- *giiiirrrrl get cho stank ass (off of me)
by getchostank August 16, 2018
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Get off my grass

*Everyone on the block in bobs driveway blasting country music and drinking PBR*

Neighbor joe: bob remember when u backed your dually into Nancy’s mailbox and blamed it on Rick

Neighbor Nancy: When was this?!

Bob: get off my grass joe

Neighbor rick: So that’s why Nancy doesn’t talk to my wife anymore... hmm *takes a swig of PBR*
by Jamal’s Hood May 19, 2019
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Don’t get me wrong

Noun - Just because I’m suddenly upcoming doesn’t mean I dig you or I’m just doing it because I need something in return. Either way it could mean I was controlling all this time and came to a conclusion that you’re worth the second thought or I just found the color of your shoes complimentary to the chair over there and it sparked joy. So I was thankful. (Don’t get me wrong) #vague
Don’t get me wrong, I think we’ll be fine. Then again let’s not go there.

Don’t get me wrong I really wish things were different.
by Curlyfry_3RO August 27, 2019
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The Male Gets the Female Fallacy

The illusion that the human male gets the female. The truth is the woman makes herself available to a man she wants to come after her and procreate.
Years after marrying his wife certain he had got ( convinced, conquered, seduced ) her, Ray Dalowahfa realized that the truth was that she had gotten him and in that way confirmed for himself that the male gets the female fallacy true.
by but for October 26, 2017
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