friend

something neither me or the dumbass who looked this up has

guy 1: "wish i had friends"
guy 2: "uhhh....*searches up wtf is a friend on urban dictionary*

by help_imgay May 27, 2021

A real friend

A real friend will stay with you throughout anything, A N Y T H I N G. A real friend texts first, a real friend cares and a real friend wont leave you no matter what.

i wish i had a real friend they all left and blocked me.

thats her real friend! A real friend! I dont have any.

by adrianayournotsofavorite February 28, 2025

Bhai Friend

A person you hooked up without knowing he is your brother

I didn’t know i was dating my cousin. He was not my boyfriend but bhai friend

by Meldiwala December 29, 2024

Let's just be friends

Phrase used (typically by women) when someone just isn't getting the hint that they're not interested.

Him: Want to go out on Wednesday?
Her: Oh, sorry I can't.

Him: What about Thursday then?
Her: I'm just not ready for a relationship
Him: But I'd treat you right.
Her: Let's just be friends

by bobkat99 June 24, 2019

Friends

I got none

I got no friends

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2023

Friends

Oh, yeah, totally. You know what REALLY helps you get into to a sexual relationship with a woman? The literal opposite of that! You sound like a torture victim trying to trick their torturer.

Torturer *uses cattle prod* BZZZZZT!

Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"

Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"

Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."

Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"

Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"

Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"

Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"

by Hym Iam October 17, 2023

with a little help from my friends

greatest cover of all times. performed by cole preston from wallows. it belongs to rochi aka zukosnight

with a little help from my friends its rochi's cover

by anonymous November 1, 2020