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Yankee doodle

It's that guy who came to town riding on a small horse, stuck a feather in his hat and in a silly, and in a possibly ill informed manner named that feather after an Italian pasta dish.
Guy 1: "Yankee doodle came to town a riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni!"
Guy 2: "My good chap I find it quite silly that you think a song with such silly lyrics is a song you find yourself unironically silly, the thought of naming a feather in one's hat after an Italian pasta is so preposterous that I-"
Guy 1: "Ayo dickhead, the song's two-fucking-hundred years old."
by OctopusProbably March 28, 2022
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Do you like the yankees?

Secret way of asking a man if he’s gay.
by Urbandickxion January 25, 2022
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Yankee

A yankee is somewhat similar to a quickie but is done alone.
Matt’s mother walked in on him while he was pulling a yankee on himself. The poor boy will never watch porn the same again.
by Handyswithmatthew6969 April 13, 2022
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yankee twat

A women, mostly from the European continent, who spreads her legs if the man pretends to be in possession of a Greencard or US passport. If language skills are B1 or above, a simple "I am from the US" may do the job too.
"Man, I am from Kongo, never got any chick here, but with 11's flirt advices I lay one after another yankee twat here"
by TT11 November 10, 2020
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Get yankeed on

Doug: ugh I have to clean

Isabella: get Yankeed on Broski
by Throne with truth November 25, 2020
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Yankee candle

The act of taking laxatives and then pooping the liquid shart onto the females pubic hairs. After you shart onto the pubic hairs you must light the liquid poop covered pubic hairs on fire than proceed to eat her out.
Tyler: Can we spice it up in the bed giving brain is getting boring

Jessica: Sure take some laxatives and give me the yankee candle

Tyler: Sounds fun!!!!
by White frosting December 7, 2020
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Yankee

Like a quickie, but you’re by yourself.
I only had a few minutes so I went for a yankee and left.
by ___Jaguar December 20, 2020
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