Las Vegas sober

To abstain from alcohol but still partake in all and any drugs.

Person 1: “wanna do a shot?”

Person 2: “I can’t I’m Las Vegas sober, let’s do a line in the bathroom though!”

by oglimekiller April 01, 2025

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vegas slush

yo can i get a vegas slush

by browniecat April 28, 2024

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When you're in the left turn lane on a wide boulevard but you turn right instead.

Billy was in the left turn lane, but realized that the Casino he wanted to visit was to the right. He decided to do a las vegas left turn.

by bush did 911 March 21, 2022

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A thing that rapes men and gives them PTSD

Everybody: Men can’t get raped
Fallout New Vegas Cicada: Yall forgot about me
Everyone: Fuck you Cicada we all hope you fucking die

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Girls who you try to hookup with but she steals your money

“Me and that Vegas thot were supposed to meet up but she never showed up after I gave her gas money to come here”

by Tonybalony01 November 22, 2019

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big man that likes to go fishing, and like trail biking

Vegas Lowe is a fat ass

by flamnigo May 13, 2022

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Thomas Vega is an old man

by Oahsbsjshs July 08, 2021

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