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The process by which a man uppercuts a woman's vagina.
How was your date with crystal?" "Good i gave her a huge Uppercunt
by TheUpperCunter December 5, 2010
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The act of defecating inside the water tank of a toilet.

Step 1: Go to the home of your mortal enemy. Ask to use the bathroom.

Step 2: Approach toilet and remove the water tank lid.

Step 3: Step on the sides of the toilet and squat over the water. Carefully take a massive dump. Wipe your ass and dispose of toilet paper in the trash bin.

Step 4: Place water tank lid back on the toilet.

Step 5: Escape.

What happens? With each resulting flush, it will fill the bowl with a chunky brown water. Its the gift that keeps on giving :)
Lady mere mere: Just took a massive upper decker

Bro: Are you serious? Thats messed up. You really know about upper deckers
by t-bozz January 28, 2013
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The act of swinging a purse in an upward arch as an attack mechanism to hit a person in the chin. Similar to an uppercut.
God dammit Nick. I'm going to uppurscut you!
by praisethebuttgod January 3, 2016
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Uppercunting

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The act of forcefully shoving one's fist in and out a puss.
He was uppercunting me viciously.
by Immadoctor March 21, 2017
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A democratic, environmentally conscious, feminist, who historically has the sense of humor of a doorknob.
"Wow, that lady over there has no sense of humor, she must be an Upper West SIde White Woman."
by 121212121212121212121 September 16, 2018
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upper deck

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wow she has a nice upper deck
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