School

a place to learn important stuff until you get to 4th grade where you start learning useless things

teacher: how do you use a semicolon in a sentence?
student: WHEN WILL I EVER USE THIS?!?!?!??
teacher: shut up the longer you're in school the more I get payed

by Flamming halo May 14, 2018

school

a place ment for learning only to forget everything by the next year.
it also is a place where you have yo study or your parents will get mad only to fall asleap in class because you where up till 1:00 am because you didint do you home work only to get 4 hours of sleep and end up getting a C because you slept half way done

my only regret was wasteing 18 years of my life only to get a job wich does not involve anything i learnd in school

by Mguel August 30, 2016

school

hell

school = hell hole

by Your Co worker June 21, 2019

school

The prison that the government locks innocent children aged 4-18 in to deal with mental psychopaths they call teachers. They teach them how to be racist arrogant low-life fuckers that hate foreign countries, just how the government does

Kid: Mom can I go to a different school? My ass hurts from all the diarrhea I had in algebra yesterday
Mom: Ok, I'll have to sue the government and beat the fuck out of your principal
Dad: Deal with it son, it's just the first week, quit being a pussy

by Food in Africa ate the kids January 19, 2016

School

A prison where you are forced to write on retarded stuff and get annoyed by pricks. Keeps you from doing your favorite things.

1: School fucking sucks!

2: Ikr!

3 (Teacher): Detention (Solitary Confinement) for 10000 years!

by  September 2, 2022

school

Another word for hell. It burns everywhere, and you are constantly surrounded by demons

When I die, I want to go to heaven, not school

by larvaman December 9, 2017

school

S- several
C- crappy
H- hours
O- of
O- our
L- life

"Hey Dani will you walk with me to math class. You know, the one taught by the MEANEST teacher in school!?"
Dani: "ugh sure. How am I supposed to use 1x+ 72×÷7.123= 2×+3.67÷ 4× for being a politician! ?"

by XxhipsterscantswimxX January 5, 2014