clock thong

a thong for a clock.

person 1: "my clock looks a little boring"
person 2: "ill get you a clock thong!"

by WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO January 20, 2023

standing thong

The type of thong you can’t sit down in because it rides right up your ass and then the rest of your day you’re picking it out of your crack. Not an all purpose thong meant for all activities.

I sat down and now my thong is riding up, I wore my standing thong today.

by AseBurto November 2, 2023

The Throngler and Big Cum

Two of the most legendary crustaceans to ever walk the earth, we mortals did not deserve to stand by as witnesses. Eventually imprisoned and locked away by human greed and gluttony at a local Tops Friendly Market where they were left to rot. However, they were saved by the Spirit of Fishmas, and rescued from their tank. Unfortunately, this wasn't the freedom they expected, as they were immediately forced to fight each other to the death, and ultimately succumbed to death by a boiling pot containing scorching water and lemon butter sauce.

Anthony: "Are you ready to watch The Throngler and Big Cum fight?!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"

by AFellowMalaysian December 5, 2024

cowboy thong

When a man wears those mega baggy boxer underwear under some jeans… where are we putting all that fabric?! It’s definitely venturing up there!

That man wears baggy boxers with skinny jeans! He’s got that cowboy thong goin on!

by Snoft666 November 29, 2023

Le-thong James

N. - When u pull a bent over hookers thong out of her ass as far as it will stretch, do a line of yayo off of it and let it snap back into her crack creating a plume of white dust like LeBron James' powdered hand clap

I was plowing this girl last night and hit her with that Le-thong James.

by Mikaela Slopko December 29, 2023

Le-Thong James

When u pull a thong out of a bent over woman's ass as far as it will stretch, do a gagger off her turd cutter and release the bungee thread back into her cheek canyon creating a plume of white powder resembling le-bron james’ powdered hand clap.

I went to the strip club last night and hit this stripper w the Le-Thong James in the champagne room

by Mikaela Slopko February 10, 2024

Valley thong whistle

Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding

I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024