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Real Quick

an interjection that's used when you are absolutely NOT going to be quick. Used to sneak into conversations by fooling people into believing that you will be quick even though you are going to be anything but.
Person 1: the other day I was walki-

Person 2: hey, real quick, last night I went out to dinner and had the best burger I've ever eaten. It reminded me of when I was a little boy and my pop used to grill them for us. Every 4th of July we would get together and have a big barbecue for the neighborhood and they called me and my pop the burger bros. He taught me 2 things in life: burgers, and auto parts. I took this knowledge with me when I opened up my first business: Burgers & Bearings. It was a very successful burger restaurant/auto parts store until the health inspector deemed it a 'health risk' due to a little bit of grease on the food. I mean come on, a little bit of dirt never hurt anybody. But he disagreed, so I took my talents to Tinker. Back when I was at Tinker I had the world in the palm of my hands. Everybody on the block knew that when I was around, shit was getting DONE. Every auto parts store within a 1,000 mile radius knew to look out for me. So I used that popularity to spread my wings and become a master mixologist in a very busy bar in the Hamptons, where I made around $20,000 per night.

Person 3: yeah he left 10 minutes ago, you don't have to keep goi-

Person 2: hey, while I got you here, real quick........
by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022
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A quick help

Something you say to a dude when you really need to shid on the side of the highway
Hey,, brudah, mind giving me a lift to the next exit? A quick help? PLEASE?!?? ILL SUCK YOUR GLIZZY JUST GET ME TO A GAS STATION NIGGA
by Lil barnacles #1 fan July 6, 2023
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QUiCK

A slick Rick pimp wit 7 b*tches in one arm - two blammers Nd the shot of a Coast Guard Ready Response Team Sniper.
President DTJ: I have to go back in time to save my daughter from …

QUiCK: I gOTCHU NiGGa #onfoenem #Folknem
by The Webster thesaurus September 16, 2023
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Quick stinky

When you fart and it's REALLY stinky for a couple of seconds, and then it's gone
Sir, did you fart?
Yes... but it was just a quick stinky.
by Bo0gerScr0ti September 17, 2023
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Quick

I’m quick
by Dapoggster October 4, 2023
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quick vargas

A guy who usually plays magic, fuck bad bitches and drinks gin, he's also very talanted in not giving a fuck and riding the bike. Oh, and he's also the Meme Archivist and the Soundplug
Heeeey, do you have that meme that i was talking you about ?

-nah, sorry man, but i'm sure Quick Vargas Will have it

Are we going out or what ?!

-bro, i'm pretty tired, i think i'll pass for tonight

Aaaaaw maaan, you're the worst, now what i'm gonna do?!

-brroooo Just chill, you can call Quick Vargas of course, he Will probably be partying all night

Yo bro can I play a Song ?

-no man, you're music taste Is wack

But bro, Quick Vargas sent me this song and i was wonderin...

-What?! Quick Vargas, the Soundplug himself ?
Heey, somebody bring an aux to ma boi over here
by Boros Reckoner November 22, 2021
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Quick Invoice

Your new pocket accountant.

A simple yet effective tool to manage all the invoicing and accounting needs of your business. Accessible from anywhere and everywhere and on any kind of device. Built to serve small businesses, freelancers and individual entreprenuers and make them look professional AF. Known to sort out the most tedious accounting of any business without breaking a sweat!
Hey Harry, use Quick Invoice and grow your small business, faster!

Your best choice, Quick Invoice!
by ambitious_hustler November 26, 2021
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