Specific tasks that one completes through use of the internet.
Tasks are usually brief and may include communicating (via email, facebook, twitter, blogs), shopping, performing research, online banking, etc.
Tasks are usually brief and may include communicating (via email, facebook, twitter, blogs), shopping, performing research, online banking, etc.
Ex 1: John: "What are you up to today? Would you like to grab some lunch with me?"
Jane: "I'm sorry, I can't. I have a bunch of internet errands I have to get done."
Ex 2: Jill: "Jack it's 8pm, you're still wearing your pajamas and you haven't left that computer! Have you been wasting all day surfing the web?!"
Jack: "Whoa, chill out, I've been busy. I paid the bills, emailed John and Jane about camping next weekend, booked us flights to visit your parents, posted some items to sell on craigslist, bought a groupon to your favorite restaurant, submitted my research paper, and I ordered you that necklace you were eyeing at the store for half-price off of amazon.com."
Jane: "Well, I cleaned the tub."
Jane: "I'm sorry, I can't. I have a bunch of internet errands I have to get done."
Ex 2: Jill: "Jack it's 8pm, you're still wearing your pajamas and you haven't left that computer! Have you been wasting all day surfing the web?!"
Jack: "Whoa, chill out, I've been busy. I paid the bills, emailed John and Jane about camping next weekend, booked us flights to visit your parents, posted some items to sell on craigslist, bought a groupon to your favorite restaurant, submitted my research paper, and I ordered you that necklace you were eyeing at the store for half-price off of amazon.com."
Jane: "Well, I cleaned the tub."
by dmj2011 June 27, 2011
Get the Internet errandsmug. Like a wife, committed to each other, mentally, emotionally, intimately, and spiritually ... Just like a real marriage, joined as one, without physical intimacy ...
by Crotchety Old Grouch May 29, 2020
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by Missilemanfucker202 June 22, 2020
Get the Australian Internetmug. any electronic device that allows you to connect to the internet. Specifically relates to a desktop or laptop computer.
by Jenn&Michelle2 November 8, 2009
Get the Internet Machinemug. Someone who use some twitter, Facebook, or any other social media and they will have debates about police shooting and other things relating about the law when they don’t even know anything about the law
Internet Laywer: “Pennsylvania VS. Mimms only applies for PA.” Intellectual: “No it’s a Supreme Court case.” Internet Lawyer: “Well you should have said that the first time.”
by ImperialMVP20 November 1, 2018
Get the Internet Lawyermug. The term 'internet boner' refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.
An Internet boner, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it's servers crushed by the demand from new users.
by acontributer September 9, 2009
Get the Internet Bonermug. Someone who constantly gets into arguments with theists on the Internet and then uses science as a basis for their argument despite having no scientific knowledge other than google searches. They also tend to see themselves as intellectually superior despite having a liberal arts degree.
Internet scientist: you believe in god? HA! God doesn't exist, you uneducated idiot
Theist: I have a Biology degree
Internet scientist: stop forcing your religion down my throat!
Theist: I have a Biology degree
Internet scientist: stop forcing your religion down my throat!
by Švelton November 6, 2015
Get the Internet Scientistmug.