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Hair Spider

When you find a knot or clump of hair on an article of clothing that resembles a huge hairy spider at first glance.
Eww, gross, you have a hair spider on your back!
by Corvidae23 March 24, 2011
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hair action

When someone, usually a girl, rubs her hands through your hair affectionately.
See also: hair fetish.
"I heard that you and Julia went out again last night. How'd that go?"
"Pretty awkward. She gave me more of that hair action. I think she's got some kind of obsession with curls."
by Yams February 18, 2010
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hair-eola

When a woman's areola ( the area surrounding the nipple) is hairy.
I noticed that Nancy had hair-eolas when she was changing into her drag-queen attire.

My razors get worn down after I shave my hair-eolas.
by craftymeanbastard October 8, 2010
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Hair Ballin

A cat like sound that an older man makes in public that is commonly mistaken for hurling after a bender.
Dude #1, Did you hear that, sounds like he was on an all night bender?

Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.
by SuperLloyd October 21, 2014
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hair blower

You: (knock on neighbors door)
Neighbor: What do you want?!
you: do you have a hair blower I can borrow?
neighbor: a what?!
You: you know, a hair blower?
Neighbor: (clearly confused and unsure what to say) oh, a hair blower! Be right back! (Quickly shutting and locking the door)
by this_grrrl January 31, 2015
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Peanut hairs

After taking a shit Kelli decided to eat my peanut hairs
by Conklol August 3, 2013
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banana-hair

A rarely used insult on female Robloxians who use the Straight Blond Hair; which looks mostly like a banana peel. Often and inexplicitly called "ramen-hair" because of the hair's design being used and combined with Ramen Bowl at an uncommon rate.
>unknown freebie girl walks in front of me.
>Girl (mostly has the hair): can you adopt me plsss
"no thanks, banana-hair."
>freebie girl cries at an inappropriate time while i slowly walk out of the nursery building;

>probably bumping into anyone right now because it's almost fucking full
by lemonfell January 29, 2018
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