Greasy Elephant

When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.

"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"

"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"

by SaintBoy June 11, 2018

Greasy Peanut

A young boy who gels his hair until it becomes flat and greasy.

Omg did you see greasy peanut in class today?

Yup his hair was so greasy.

Totally

by Nugget7 January 6, 2017

#greasy

When you eat to much taco bell and then try to have anal

We went to Taco Bell and came back to her house #greasy.

by greasechamp May 16, 2016

greasy pow

Giving someone a greasy handshake, whether it is from nervousness or straight from hardwork.

Marquis walked about Rashell and gently gave her a greasy pow and he then turned around embarrased.

by Bailey R. March 3, 2007

Greasy Bangs

When somebody has been doing physical activity and their fringe (bangs) become sweaty (greasy)

I have just finished climbing and I have greasy bangs

by Greasy Bangs gang August 13, 2017

Greasy Anthony

A Greasy Anthony is a high school student ( particularly Italian ), who believes he is the second coming of Jesus Christ. He treats everyone except his blind puppets like trash, drives a slightly above average car with the Italian flag somewhere on his car to remind you of his heritage and gloats about it to all of his simple minded adorers. They usually have poser military fade haircuts because they are afraid to show some originality, bright collection of mismatching shoes ( every color of the rainbow ), football/wrestling scholarship in the future, good shape with spray tan and blinding white teeth from too much mouth wash, greasy hair with or without gel, low-eye lid brown eyes and extremely laid back attitude or open-eye lid eyes with an extremely obnoxious and cocky attitude, lays back at their desk, leaves feet in between desk rows for people to trip on, sits in the back to talk shit about the students in front and throw paper at them and deny throwing it, or when they are caught they say "you mad bro?" while smiling smugly?douchely. Then say "I was just messing with you bro" while not losing their posture or atitude.

Buttersworth: I don't like the new kid in class.

Francois: What don't you like about him?

Buttersworth: The way he prides himself around like he's above everyone else.

Francois: Yeah he's a real Greasy Anthony that schmuck.

by Josh Butterballs January 14, 2014

Greasy Mushroom

Slathering one's penis in Vaseline and pressing it against a friend's car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.

Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.

by HugeBaldHead September 27, 2015