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Flow Boy

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Fuckboy, the spiritually enlightened edition.

Wannabe alpha, self-proclaimed “open curious wanderer,” low-effort bro. Heard the term “flow state” on a Michael Pollen podcast and decided it was high vibration. Into microdosing, saunas, and DMT vape. Brags Alpha pics, sends wishy-washy word salad when pressed for integrity. College degree for weed startup or crypto tech gig puts him one notch above a wook. Flashy style, vanilla essence. Wants hookups, claims ENM but avoids vulnerability and upfront communication. High-grade women on hold, too scared to level up. Shady about consent, deflects responsibility, expects woman to initiate everything, then uses it to dodge accountability. Congruence makes him cringe. Fears exposure, panic-blocks to stop panty-dropper drought. Local Burner with sacred ink, yet clueless on Hermetics. Unfollowing a tantra account is more taboo than healing his porn addiction. A mirage of cool, lacks adversity to expand true wisdom. Scared manboy whose self worth relies on superficial sex romps.
Flow boy: “I never said I was looking for a relationship of any sort so I don’t think I misrepresented anything. I was just going with the flow and mindful not to direct things that way.”

After stating your boundaries that you don’t do casual, the flow boy proceeds to come over, hold a conversation about his therapy and attachment styles, leading you to believe he has evolved, and gets all kissy touchy on the couch leading to oral sex. A week later he has to be prompted for a follow up convo in which he replies, “I just like living life and flowing. I don’t have an issue with causal and I like hooking up with you, so it’s on you to be in control of your boundaries.” Not understanding he just overstepped your stated boundaries.

When pressed for clarity a flow boy is known to reply, “This feels really heavy and accusatory and I don't have space for it. I’m doing ENM with a few close friends now. It started a bit after we met up for the record. I can’t just change my disposition for you because this works for me right now. No one is in the wrong, we can all live how we want to live.”
by Alpha_Analog_Bish January 20, 2024
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Flow stick

“Oh, it’s my time of the month; better get a flow stick up there.”
by MarinusPM February 28, 2019
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Moji Flow

When you make an entire sentence or thought out of only emojis.

Also referred to an Emoji Stream
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Is Moji Flow meaningDerek Carr threw a pass to Michael Crabtree for a touchdown.”
by JjKing127 July 9, 2018
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Pee Flow Tree

I really have to pee. But I don’t want to get out of bed. I wonder if I can make it through the night without having an accident? Is it really that bad to have an accident? No one will know. I probably need to change the sheets anyway. Maybe I should just go ahead and get up to pee now since I’m awake after going through this pee flow tree.
by Jfman August 30, 2018
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Hack my flow

Yo man he is copying me he is trying to copy my jawline he’s trying to hack my flow
by Memeguy65 November 11, 2019
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Even flow

Person 1: what’s steezus’ theme
Person2: even flow
by Apexghost13 August 1, 2023
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flow

A hairstyle for men in which the hair, preferably wavy or curly, is worn long and swept back behind the ears.

Most often worn with a hat so that the back of the hair "flows" from underneath.

Depsite claims from the hockey and lacrosse communities to have started the trend, flows were first popularized by baseball players across the US.
Ex:

"Did you see deGrom pitch last night?"
"Yeah, dude's flow is sick."

"Bro, your hair is long ass hell, flow that shit."

"Dansby Swanson is the #FlowGod for real."
by babybiscuit March 3, 2017
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