One of the biggest nerds known to man kind. He is given suitcase wedgies every other day by the school jock Josh Neely. He has not come in 100 feet of a woman because of his horrendous smell and his obsession with puppets
by Nerddestroyer15 December 23, 2021
Get the Brady Hendersonmug. A gay man who sucks on gay dogs and rips off their penises. He also sucks on surgically implanted penises on gay women.
by anus smacker May 15, 2017
Get the Brady Higginsmug. A total shmexy sexy lad that will destroy the absolute fuck out of you in rocket league by using the wombo combo deluxe junior. He’s not a faggot
by ThickDickDaddy37 June 22, 2021
Get the Bradymug. As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.
Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.
by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022
Get the Tom Bradymug. 
Drives a big rig and will knock you the fuck out. Carry’s a gun with him and isn’t afraid to use it. Brady is a badass trucker and a force to be reckoned with
Saw brady vantol in my rear view and had to change lanes to stay clear
Just saw brady vantol getting laid in his big rig!
Just saw brady vantol getting laid in his big rig!
by Bogdickboy69 November 16, 2018
Get the brady vantolmug. 