Ted

A color of red, but mispelled on text.

"I'm gonna get my hair dyed ted!"
"I love that color!"

by BullSnake February 10, 2024

Ted Nugent

A really awesome musician. Don't let the fact that he's a godawful human stop you from enjoying him.

Ted Nugent may be a racist, draft-dodging pedophile, but you can't deny he's absolutely outstanding.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 28, 2024

Ted Danson Episode

A Ted Danson Episode refers to an episode of a spinoff in which a character from the original series, cameos for an episode in the spinoff. An actor who appeared in both shows / media who isnt playing the role they appeared in on the original show, does not qualify as a Ted Danson episode.

Term coined and minted by youtuber, Quinton Reviews.

Yo, did you see the Ted Danson episode of Sam & Cat with Gibby from ICarly?

by Sleepishy March 30, 2024

Ted

The sharpest guy you’ll ever meet

Perfect with a Bella

Life was better in Australia

Fans: “Looking sharp ted”

by SharpTed July 15, 2022

Ted Ireland

THE WITNESS! THE FINAL BOSS OF DESTINY 2!

TED IRELAND IS THE WITNESS, REVEALED!

by student7184761 July 21, 2022

Chilly Ted

When a girl eats a bunch of ice lollies before giving a guy head

“Dave you’ll never believe what just happened down at the pub,
This girl came over and gave me a chilly ted”

by Ozzymandiass June 12, 2022

Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show, deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.

Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.

by tedlover890 July 1, 2022