Three Straw Nelson

When you need to down a carbonated beverage quickly so you use three straw and absolutely smash it.

David three straw nelsoned that diet coke

by Alex8338838338 February 22, 2025

Nelsoning

The act of an individual attempting to appear straight when they clearly aren’t.

He tried to hit on her, but she could tell by the way he walked and talked that he was Nelsoning.

by Frank Coctostan December 6, 2022

Nelson

A little hoe who ain’t bout shit and cheated on his girl

Nelson a hoe

by Bigddaddy42069 November 1, 2020

Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.

You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.

by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023

Nelsonism

Practicing the religion of the Nelson god.

Person 1: Why are you naked here?
Person 2: First amendment, it’s my religion, nelsonism.

by worshipthenelson March 8, 2022

Nelson

A fine sexy guy from mabank tx that loves everyone and will have a big impression on everyone great guy

I wish I had a nelson

by anonymous March 21, 2022