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Mustard kink

A GEET that has arousal for the condiment (mustard ) , just looking at a mustard bottle turns a true GEET on.
That GEET is fucking the mustard again. The GEET must have a mustard kink.
by Graveyarddd3 November 22, 2023
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pocket mustard

Pocket mustard cant be bought, sold ,or stolen It must comes from great Sacrifice, Passion and above all Heart. You either have it or you don't!
Man That Artist named Kory Hubbel has the kind of Pocket Mustard that comes from the streets!
by NOTBANKSY ' May 3, 2018
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mustard handy

A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.
by Kag5799 March 16, 2016
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Mustard

Meaning “must you”. Stop what you are doing or saying. Aka condiment command.
Incessantly talking about politics, mustard.
by BarbieP June 30, 2019
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The Devil's Mustards

A severe case of diarrhea, when the feces carry the same characteristicas as various types of mustard. Usually yellowish brown in color and runny in consistency, sometimes looking a bit grainy in appearance.
I ate some bad fish and have had The Devil's Mustards all morning.
by maskedrolla December 31, 2017
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G MUSTARD

The holy essence to cure all gae and rid this world of the furry's.
Also Dooms blood.
What did you use to cure big gae?

I used G MUSTARD .
by DOOM KILL GAE March 26, 2020
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mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!
by DefineThat November 10, 2014
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