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Fucking Mustard

Phrase exclaimed upon the massacre of the English language; the inability to pronounce a phrase with any level of coherence.
Gabe: *Speaks*
Santi: BRO Fucking mustard *dies*
by Dr. Grammarly June 23, 2022
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Mustard Fish

Definition 1: A fish that is covered in mustard, or just has mustard on it.
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Definition 2: A fish that is the color Yellow.
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Both are equally unfunny, however, are only rage-inducing to those who have had enough of definitions similar to this one done by you, alá my ex-friends when i introduced Hungry Frog to them-
Definition 1:
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Person 1 sees Person 2 cooking, specifically fish fillet with mustard within the sauce on it.
Person 1: “yooooo mustard fish!!1!”
Person 2 then gets very angry, and commits a Bravado Moment.

Definition 2:
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Person 9 and 7 are fishing together, Person 7 catches a fish which seemingly is the color Yellow.
Person 9: “yooooo mustard fish!!1!”
Person 7 then eats Person 9 in a fit of rage.
by DillonVentures August 22, 2021
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Breakfast Mustard

A mystery condiment that is always hidden somewhere in an Airbnb
Don’t forget to look for the breakfast mustard before you leave!
by El mago in a tomato January 23, 2024
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mustard chugger

A white person with arthritis who chugs mustard in order to dull the pain.
“Oh Susan is such a mustard chugger
by Nathaniel woolard April 5, 2021
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Mustard Bud

The most handsome and powerful person in this word, have a good eye sight and a good communication skills
by Shimie October 29, 2019
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Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.
I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!
by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018
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mustard moves

The process of seduction without financial means or rizz
Brad really tried to put the mustard moves on that girl
by jeffersonbey August 14, 2023
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