Lincoln

A guy who claims to be good at basketball but he’s terrible. He has two or three good game and thinks he’s Michael Jordan.

“They call me Lincoln and I get buckets”.

by Yakkam September 8, 2020

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Lincoln Turkey

The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.

Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?

Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.

by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023

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sweaty lincoln

The act of being a sloppy, sweaty, stinky person. The Lincoln just works, because the early 90 model Lincoln cars were just ugly and lousy, so both the words coagulate well together.

Man, that straight up sweaty lincoln over there is bein' a mad stinky bitch.

by Barnabee Jones January 14, 2010

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Lincoln Southwest High School

This is a amazing high school home to many athletic stars. This school is home to many basic white girls and many fury’s.

Ex: Wow look at that dog collar. You must go to Lincoln Southwest High school

by Fury girly girl 12 September 24, 2021

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Lincoln Log

Shitty wooden Lego.

15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!

Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.

by coleeco22 November 8, 2018

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