by Jkxjdjdndndndjdhd April 18, 2018
Get the jenna hookmug. by ilovemyroommate June 5, 2022
Get the Jennamug. The luckiest nerd in the world who isn’t always perfect but always gives it her best shot. A Jenna will always be there for you and will try to make you feel better with her cheesy jokes and sci-fi references. A Jenna won’t be afraid to tell the people she cares about how much she loves them and spending time with them. If you find a Jenna then don’t let her go because she probably loves you.
by PorgVader September 3, 2021
Get the Jennamug. She is beautiful with a great ass. She lights up the room whenever she enters it and everyone either wants to date her, or be her. Jenna is heaven. Jenna is full of passion and grace and is too good for anyone in this world.
by bigmanjohn111 February 5, 2021
Get the Jennamug. Jenna is a gorgeous girl, and the smartest one you’ll ever know, never shying away from philosophical talks or fearing bringing different situations into a new light! She likes outdoor activities, spending time with her friends, and has the funniest humor and cutest laugh, making you want to stay with her forever. Jenna is a great hugger and snuggler, your truly lucky if you ever become more than friends with her.
by Jenna’sBF August 27, 2024
Get the Jennamug. A modern-day warrior woman of the Amazonian mold. A real-life Wonder Woman, if Wonder Woman were a whole lot more jacked and physically intimidating, blithely wilful and outgoing, and dissolute and licentious. Jenna is essentially law unto herself; a force of nature who speaks her mind, does who and what she pleases, and whom nobody can exert the least amount of control over.
Jenna is a gladiatorial individual who slays at everything she turns her hand to in life. Her dependency (?) on drinking and heroin (amongst other things which she slams daily) presents no barriers to her succeeding in her high-powered line of work, and nor has it had any apparent impact on her physique, which is Olympian tending towards the Schwarzenegger-y. She brushes off quantities and mixtures of drugs that would kill any common mortal and thinks nothing of raving intensely for weeks on end before abruptly returning to work early on a Monday. She is openly disdainful of 'weak' individuals such as Bear Grylls and Johnny Sins and, to satiate her needs, which are ample, goes through ('uses') batches of such people ('objects') on a weekly basis in a process that invariably leaves these people crushed and broken (and often also, somewhat unaccountably in the case of biological males, pregnant).
Consider yourself warned: where Jenna goes, destruction, despair and pregnancies- both male and female- follow.
Jenna is a gladiatorial individual who slays at everything she turns her hand to in life. Her dependency (?) on drinking and heroin (amongst other things which she slams daily) presents no barriers to her succeeding in her high-powered line of work, and nor has it had any apparent impact on her physique, which is Olympian tending towards the Schwarzenegger-y. She brushes off quantities and mixtures of drugs that would kill any common mortal and thinks nothing of raving intensely for weeks on end before abruptly returning to work early on a Monday. She is openly disdainful of 'weak' individuals such as Bear Grylls and Johnny Sins and, to satiate her needs, which are ample, goes through ('uses') batches of such people ('objects') on a weekly basis in a process that invariably leaves these people crushed and broken (and often also, somewhat unaccountably in the case of biological males, pregnant).
Consider yourself warned: where Jenna goes, destruction, despair and pregnancies- both male and female- follow.
1.
Jenna: <Forcefully slams shot-glass down> NOW, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE HERE AT THIS BAR WHO THINKS THEY'RE MAN ENOUGH THAT THEY CAN DRINK ME UNDER THE TABLE?
Entire bar: <Collectively groaning/whimpering> ... Please don't hurt any of us
2.
A: Barely recognised our boy Floyd Mayweather just before. Did he somehow age thirty years and become pregnant in the last week?!
B: He had a run-in with Jenna I'm afraid. Poor bastard
A: Sweet mother of God
Jenna: <Forcefully slams shot-glass down> NOW, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE HERE AT THIS BAR WHO THINKS THEY'RE MAN ENOUGH THAT THEY CAN DRINK ME UNDER THE TABLE?
Entire bar: <Collectively groaning/whimpering> ... Please don't hurt any of us
2.
A: Barely recognised our boy Floyd Mayweather just before. Did he somehow age thirty years and become pregnant in the last week?!
B: He had a run-in with Jenna I'm afraid. Poor bastard
A: Sweet mother of God
by Charlemagne1993 August 21, 2020
Get the Jennamug. The most bitchy girl you will ever meet. Every Jenna you meet will beat about 2 feet tall and in love with boys. If you ever see a Jenna run she will bite your ass off if you do anything wrong to her. Jenna is the type of Girl to get someone a dildo for their Birthday.
its "Jenna" run!!!!!!
by DEEZNUTS AGAINST FRIENDS March 28, 2022
Get the Jennamug.