greasy chalk duster

when a group or possy of civilians get together and acquire a hostage And then proceed to pull out their shlongs and urinate all over their hostage

hey man wanna get some guys together and set p a greasy chalk duster tonight

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by chodley696969 March 4, 2016

greasy pineapple

A male cunt

That man is a greasy pineapple.

by Jade_rose May 2, 2018

Greasy

Greasy can be used in many ways. It's main definition is when you are viewed as desperate and willing to hit on anyone or anything. To be greasy is to be flirty and inappropriate.

Oi look at Max chattin up them girls, he's well greasy

by iswaldeiiswaldeeniswalduaisisw May 13, 2018

greasy-pig

To be a greasy-pig you must in any situtation come out on top.

Mudt be good rail job the greasy-pig on it.

by dingdong December 9, 2008

Greasy Thumb

When you stick your thumb up your anus whilst masturbating.

Babe usually gives himself the greasy thumb when he wants himself.

by Hank the Yank June 30, 2016

greasy leftovers

It should've been a baby. Combination of self-aborted fetus, vomit, and beer.

I was out at the bar with my boys and stepped in this nasty girl's greasy leftovers

by Giggity Giggity Guy November 3, 2017

Greasy Lizard

A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).

Before I stick my pork in my boyfriend's asshole I like to lube up a nice greasy lizard.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025