A person, usually female, that doesn't appear to be beautiful at first glance, but upon further investigation, is actually extremely pretty. Subtle things like mannerisms, eyes, hair and voice are what set these people apart from thirsty girls.
Bro, have you seen Kate's Insta lately? The girl is a closet smoke. Wish I would have realised that back in college...
by SHammer35 July 6, 2020
Get the Closet smokemug. by Camiashit May 22, 2021
Get the in the closet gaymug. Someone who, when having a private conversation on a cell phone, will move into the nearest closet to talk, instead of holding off the conversation for a later time. These people should be made fun of and ridiculed as much as possible while in said closet.
Kris thought his conversation with his girlfriend was so important, being a closet caller, he ran into the closet thinking nobody would hear it.
by PDuckWin May 22, 2010
Get the Closet Callermug. A place that is worse than the dog house. A place that James is put when Julie is mad at him and can be paroled for good behavior.
by Bunny_Lopez February 3, 2021
Get the dog closetmug. by 461 July 8, 2021
Get the stink closetmug. A closet where 2 people go in, and 3 people come out. Sometimes threesomes occur, and sometimes even more.
Steve: Hey Harold, did you see those ladies go into the magic closet just a second ago?
Harold: Yeah, lucky girl...
Harold: Yeah, lucky girl...
by ThatOneGuyThatJustShowsUp March 11, 2015
Get the Magic Closetmug. by somechickk11 April 16, 2011
Get the Closet Bitchmug.