This man has better taste in waifus than you and has probably got a bigger dick to. But do not dispair because its ok to be wrong and have a micro penis. It's hard to be on the same level as this man just getting close should be cause for celebration.
by Pen of god November 22, 2021
by Chis Vaseline October 29, 2019
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Christopher is PERFECT in every way! He is a great cook! He is also a handy man that can do it all even when he isn't feeling well. Christopher is the most amazing father figure to his own children and to children you may have. He is a wonderful family man and the best friend you could ever ask for. Christopher is the most genuine man you will ever meet! He compliments you and sincerely means it. The most handsome man on earth! When he talks to you it gives you butterflies in your stomach that you will never want to fade away. Christopher is very passionate and absolutely AMAZING in bed, the BEST you will EVER have! He loves the booty, amazing kisser, and his hands work magic! Even just snuggling with him is such a wonderful feeling that makes you feel so complete. Christopher loves to talk a lot, but always stops when he talks to you to give you sweet kisses! He even gives you forehead kisses, such a gentleman! He is so loveable with such a great sense of humor, always putting a smile on your face and making you laugh. If you ever meet a Christopher, treat him like the King that he is and NEVER let him go because that is a once in a life time opportunity. You will NEVER find anyone like CHRISTOPHER! Christopher is another word for soul mate, but beware because love at first sight WILL occur! Christopher is a rare find, a permanent keeper of the heart. There is no moving on from a Christopher.
ILY Christopher! You are, and always will be, my EVERYTHING! Friends Forever <3 xo
ILY Christopher! You are, and always will be, my EVERYTHING! Friends Forever <3 xo
by @FriendsForever November 25, 2021
“Hey you know Christopher?”
“Oh, that old thing? He’s just a stupid pig.”
“Yeah that’s what I said...”
“Oh, that old thing? He’s just a stupid pig.”
“Yeah that’s what I said...”
He is a caring guy that loves the girl Theresa because she is really cute pretty and funny and caring she makes him laugh when he needs it
by Sjkdbdjdn June 09, 2019
Christopher is a lover and she loves the girl Theresa because she is beautiful inside and out and she has the cutest laughter and she is very short
by Sjkdbdjdn June 09, 2019