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piss knife

when someone freezes their piss into the shape of a blade and uses it as a knife.
john used his piss knife to carve a Halloween pumpkin
by the cuck champion May 14, 2019
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maybe knife

That knife you use after making a sandwich and place on the edge of the sink because you might decide to make another sandwich
"Why is it that everytime I go into the kitchen there's a knife just sitting on the edge of the sink? Why can't you just put it IN the sink?"
"That's the maybe knife, because maybe I'll make another sandwich, maybe I won't. But I don't want to dirty up another one if I might make another in forty-five minutes."
by Red_Tandem_Bicycle April 30, 2024
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Favred up a creek with no nig knife

When I lost my keys, I realized I was favred up a creek with no nig knife.
by B-O-U-S-S BOSS! March 7, 2011
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Whore Knife

A knife one carries to fend off ravenous whores.
Terry kept his whore knife on him at all times.
by nknwngrwr June 1, 2020
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Knife bait

When something is effectively bait for a stab or slash wound.
Hey, that baby looks like knife bait!
by US_PsyOp September 20, 2023
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booker knife

When you take a spoon and shove it up your homey’s ass
I just booker knife Kenny’s ass
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Knife in Mattress

A scenario, often playful and sexual, in which a person forcefully stabs a knife into a mattress and uses it as a sex toy, sometimes as part of an act or roleplay, while their partner or praises them.

The term is heavily inspired by a scene in the Book "Lights out" by Navessa Allen in which a character proposes the idea of riding a knife in a mattress.
Eammon i want you to grab a knife and stab it into the mattress and watch me ride it as you praise me.

Knife in Mattress
by Freaky Def August 10, 2025
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