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hot toonie

Where two Canadian consent to a hot sexual act of pouring maple syrup on each other while talking about the weather.
Amanda came home to find suko on the couch in which he rolled over and demanded a hot toonie prior to her making dinner, while watching the weather channel.
by Raging Roger August 27, 2017
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Hot Horton

When you tell someone they had better let you do what you want or else you threaten to give this place a “Hot Horton”. This where you drop your pants and drop a load of squishy pickles and use them for monkey poo flinging practice like May 17th, 2018 when a woman from Langley, Canada was caught on camera pooping on floor at Tim Hortons and throwing it at an employee because she was denied the use of the bathroom.
Dad, If you don’t give me the keys to the car, I will thrown down a Hot Horton right here, right now!
by HortonSeesAPoo June 12, 2018
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Hot Nigel

A sex act where a person claims they will pull out, yet instead leave their dick in for 3 more pumps after fornication.

3 pumps = 3 years before Brexit
OMG Ross, you can’t just Hot Nigel in me!
by bArnacleBoY333 March 16, 2020
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hot nelson

When two males please each other with their hands at the same time using chewing tobacco spit as lubrication.
We like to get to the mill early so we can give each other a hot Nelson.
by Peter Fitztighly February 13, 2017
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Hot turd

(n) a brown mass coming out of the butt that is very hot and steamy.
Syn: turd, dump, crap
Ant: pee

Mark- Last night i made the biggest hot turd, I think i had to much mexican food.

Karl- Ewwww thats gross dude
by Rejectedddddddddd June 16, 2010
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Herpes Hot

an extreme level of physical attractiveness where the existence of herpes becomes irrelevant to whether one would engage in sexual intercourse with that person.
I found out that she had herpes, but she is so hot that I still hooked up with her. She's Herpes Hot.
by numberoneskank April 10, 2012
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A Hot Murphy

Did he give you a hot Murphy? Yeah it lasted like ten minutes.
by LilWahteva February 28, 2018
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