Toaster Strudel

The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.

Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel

by Lujobe April 2, 2025

Dave Strider

a Homestuck character.

hes like.. really awesome, okay?..

"Dave Strider has to be one of the best Homestuck characters out there."

by termina11yCapricious July 29, 2025

Toaster strudel

Consenting participant will be chained down and be subject to 5 penises ejaculating on participants body and after wards, the semen is used on a piece of toast, which is then cut in half, one half being put in the participants mouth, the other half in the anal cavity

Joe: Dude I love college, I gave Janice a toaster strudel with Parker the other night!
Gabriel: That’s nice to hear son.

by Diddlenut August 3, 2025

Punjabi Stride

A theorized sex position that only exists in myth. Legend states that this position combines all the best parts of all the best positions into one, generating maximum euphoria. Do not attempt.

"My favorite position? Gotta be the Punjabi Stride!"

by ld0301 February 15, 2026

Wisconsin Strudel

The action of putting toaster strudel frosting in someone’s ass or vagina and then proceeding to eat the frosting out.

Landyn frequently uses the Wisconsin strudel.

by Pimp cracker February 25, 2026

toaster strudel

when an AI sex robot rubs its cream pie on you

During the robot uprising I saw Alex get knocked down and toaster streudeled, that was the worst toaster strudel ever.

by ajs85 October 15, 2025

Nebraskan Toaster Strudel

The act of several men performing bukkake on a female until she resembles a toaster strudel.

Me and the boys pulled the good' ol Nebraskan Toaster Strudel on Mary jane last night.

by SenorNoodles June 19, 2016