Norwegian Guitar String

When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.

“Whats your favourite bedroom move?”
“I’d have to say the Norwegian guitar string.”

by poopoopeepee March 1, 2024

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String cheese

a delicious stick of cheese that you peel. The pieces you peel off can be so small that they look like string. Therefore, it is called string cheese. What reason would one have to look this up?

Timmy peeled off some of his string cheese to share with Rachel at lunch.

by flowerpipe July 16, 2019

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String bean

A person who looks tall and thin

"Man that guy is such a string bean looking motherfucker"

by Hannah10xo October 25, 2022

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Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.

Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.

by Delphius July 6, 2019

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G-String

Insert your index finger into a woman vaginal cavity and your thumb into her anus. Rub your fingers together on her G spot as if you’re playing the worlds smallest violin. The woman will then moan hitting a G cord as if playing a “G-string” on a violin

: I just used the G-string on this girl I met at the bar last night

by StinkyStanky October 20, 2023

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