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Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.
Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story
by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019
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“Jose , you showed up.” glados said looking at the hispanic man. “You bet you wet bot butt i did.” jose said with his beautiful mustache blowing in the wind (almost as the wind was blowing him). “Umhh. “ glados activated her built in vibrator, “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” with a little “uggggg!!!!?!!” booming out of her high quality speakers. Jose got very aroused seeing the vibrator buzz. He slapped glados’s butt and starting to strip ‘er down. But then from hearing, “strip er’ down” dan the tv man blasted through the wall wearing nothing but boxers he screamed “GET ER’ DONE!!!” he ran over to the glados widely open shaft and he shoved his 9 feet penis in it. Jose began to cry, his penis was only 1/999 inches, he thought that glados would reject him after seeing a 9 foot penis. But he still got very aroused from hearing glados’s open moans from dans penis.

“Dang dan, you and jose you know how to hump an artificial intelligence, but I have the world's greatest penis” said batman as he came through the window with a tight 9 pack. “Wow” the whole group said as they gazed at the perfect penis, it even throbbed in a way that was probably not even possible. Jose and dan looked at it and looked at each other while thinking “is being gay a bad thing?” (and yes it is, pure judgement here)

THE END
by nubby gubby June 10, 2018
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Abi Story

One of the nicest girls you will meet, probably rolling a fag or smoking a joint. All in all, you will never regret meeting an Abi Story in your life, ever!
Is that Abi Story?
*Communicating through clouds of smoke* Yes bitch
by hotsexymilf69 June 26, 2021
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Story Reference

A joke about a story made by someone, usually referring to something that happend within the story
by MegaLeDemon June 11, 2021
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Villagin Story

Wilma: ”I can’t believe our teacher is leaving us, I’m so sad
Me: ”so that’s your villagin story”
by BadBoySupreme November 29, 2021
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Whorigin Story

The inception of a man or woman's promiscuous habits.
"Have you always been such a womanizer?"

"Oh, no. You should have seen me in high school. I never even kissed a girl. And then, one day, everything changed..."

"Interesting. I'd love to hear your whorigin story."
by Little Walnut August 25, 2018
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A Jordan Story

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.
Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.
by bsmithers April 13, 2019
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